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February 21, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 of the most amazing athletes in the history of Colorado Springs

Here are 10 of the most amazing athletes in the history of Colorado Springs, spanning all kinds of sports and

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Travel and Places
February 16, 2025 Joe Ditzel

How to buy an affordable house in Colorado Springs

“I found a house I can afford just outside Colorado Springs…It’s in Gunnison.”

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Crime and Legal
February 14, 2025 Joe Ditzel

War dogs in Appalachia didn’t listen to Jimmy

Once again, here is another scam that urges me to repeat Jimmy Conway’s wisdom from “Goodfellas.” Jimmy Conway : [Johnny

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Politics and Government
February 14, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Trump rewrites the names of famous bodies of water

Trump recently decided to rename The Gulf of Mexico to The Gulf of America. It didn’t take long for him

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Sports
February 13, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The NFL’s Next Wave of Inevitable Changes

Roger Goodell never sleeps. He spends his nights hunched over a futuristic holographic map of the NFL, tweaking, shifting, and

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Politics and Government
February 12, 2025 Joe Ditzel

How I became the first senior citizen on Elon Musk’s gov-busting DOGE crew

I’ve always wanted to get in on the ground floor of something big. In the ’80s, I thought about buying

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Sports
February 11, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Patrick Mahomes Had a Worse Night Than Your Uncle Who Bet His Mortgage on the Chiefs

You could see it in Mahomes’ eyes during that first drive—hope, determination, the faint sparkle of a man who thought

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Politics and Government
February 9, 2025 Joe Ditzel

President Trump Launches “Operation Narnia Freedom”: Annexation Part of 100-Day Blitz

President Trump has announced the official annexation of Narnia. “We’re bringing Narnia into the fold of American greatness,” Trump declared

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Arts
February 8, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The new golden age of art and culture?

Donald Trump fired the members of the board of trustees at the Kennedy Center, named himself chairman and said he

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Travel and Places
February 8, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 insane laws you might run into in Colorado Springs

Why are these crazy laws still on the books? Here are some insane laws you better watch out for in

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Travel and Places
February 5, 2025 Joe Ditzel

5 defunct Colorado Springs local political parties

Like Austin, Colorado Springs attracts a certain number of “characters.” The local political scene is no exception. Here are five

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Education
February 4, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The ten toughest teachers in Colorado Springs history

The 10 Toughest Teachers in Colorado Springs History In a town known for high altitude and high expectations, these legendary

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Politics and Government
February 3, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Elon Musk Takes Over Department of Long-Haired Dachshunds, Vows to Eliminate ‘Braids, Pigtails, and Metalhead Headbanging’

Elon Musk, tech mogul and part-time eccentric, has been appointed head of the Department of Long-Haired Dachshunds (DoLHD). The department,

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Cars and Traffic
February 3, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Musk’s DOGE Declares War on Orange Barrels: “Efficiency Begins at the Cone”

Elon Musk’s Department of Governmental Efficiency (DOGE) has officially taken control of the nation’s Department of Orange Barrels (DOB). The

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Travel and Places
January 31, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Ten Ohio Seasons

I often see social media influencers showing up on Instagram doing interviews with passersby they accost on the street. Then

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