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Travel and Places
August 26, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Ft. Wayne: where bad truckers come home to park

Big Mike “The Overpacker” Mike hauls produce cross-country but insists on carrying his entire garage with him. Not tools—no, we’re

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Politics and Government
August 25, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 alternatives to mail-in ballots the White House is considering

Donald Trump recently announced that “you can’t have a real democracy with mail-in ballots.” Not one to shy away from

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Politics and Government
August 21, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 goofy weapons Pete Hegseth is bringing to the DOD

Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Defense, has approved research and development on ten military tools he swears are the “future of

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Politics and Government
August 21, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Marjorie Taylor Green vs Laura Loomer: MAGA cage match

Laura Loomer and Marjorie Taylor Greene are in the middle of a major online beef. Here are 10 ways they

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Work and Careers
August 15, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Don’t worry, Mr. Dog Dogerton, I’ll be right back

Meet the “Coffee Badger” — a term coined by Owl Labs in June 2023 for those hybrid workers who badge

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Politics and Government
August 12, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Trump’s new DC crime plan: hockey meets law enforcement

President Trump recently said he is taking over the NHL due to rising crime in the league. Today he announced

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Sports
August 11, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Trump puts National Hockey League under federal control, cites ‘escalating violence’

President Donald Trump announced today that he is placing the National Hockey League under direct federal control. Speaking from a

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Travel and Places
August 8, 2025 Joe Ditzel

El Backseat Vibe Check

An Uber driver in Memphis drives home a couple of young Hispanic womenwho laugh and recount their night at the

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Politics and Government
August 5, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Abbott’s Republican Range Riders vs. The Democrat Deep-Dish Defectors

Texas House Democrats skipped town—north toward deep-dish sanctuary in Chicago—leaving Austin without enough warm bodies to push through a cherry-red

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Politics and Government
August 4, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 radio hosts tuning out Trump

President Trump recently criticized Charlamagne tha God, a co-host of the popular NYC based morning radio show, “The Breakfast Club,”

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History
July 31, 2025 Joe Ditzel

How to terrify your enemies in 72 hours or less

Fun history fact: In just a few days, Romans would build a fully formed castrum (plural castra) within eyesight of

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Music
July 28, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 possible reasons Trump wants to prosecute Beyoncé

Donald Trump announced he is considering prosecuting Beyoncé. But why? I talked to my contacts and these are 10 possible

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Entertainment
July 27, 2025 Joe Ditzel

It’s not a list. It’s a countdown. It’s a blueprint.

Tom Cruise has an expository type of speech somewhere in MI: Rogue Nation that belies his boredom with the franchise.

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Energy
July 21, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Backyard billionaire

Here’s a great idea for a home business or a side hustle. We need energy. LOTS of energy. AI alone

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Relationships and Dating
July 18, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 times the Coldplay KissCam exposed absolute chaos

You thought your biggest risk at a Coldplay show was crying to “Fix You” and spilling your $14 rosé spritzer

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