Learning Spanish under pressure
I thought this would be easier if we both spoke the same language.
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Leaning on the world: How Americans’ body language stands out abroad
Americans tend to casually lean on walls, doorways, or furniture, and it’s often viewed as a laid-back, informal gesture. In
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“Throwing Soup on the Sofa” and nine other common phrases explained
Here are nine phrases explained so you aren’t so confused when your Aunt from the Old Country starts ripping
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The main reason you should move to Norway
Listen, I know deep inside you want to be Tony Soprano, or at least Paulie. So this is what you
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Trump appoints Omarosa as head of new government division to launch reality singing shows, promises to “Make TV Great Again”
Dateline: Washington, D.C. — In what some are calling a groundbreaking pivot for government programming, President Donald Trump has appointed
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BREAKING: Trump issues multiple executive orders within hours of being elected
Donald Trump won the presidency once again and is wasting no time. Today he issued a flurry of executive orders:
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10 things Trump failed to get done as President
Today, Nov. 4, is Election Day In America. Voters are choosing between Kamala Harris/Democrat and Donald Trump/Republican. Trump is often
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I’ll be right there: The last second Uber rider
MARCUS, 32, is in his apartment, talking to his phone camera for his new self-help vlog: “Life Optimization Tips with
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I hope there’s not a double feature
“I’ve stopped telling my dreams to people. The last one left halfway through.”
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I wouldn’t be caught dead in Hoboken
“Of course I live in Manhattan. You think I’m a Barbarian.”
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Corinna Kopf Calls It Quits on OnlyFans Following a Staggering $67 Million Success
I believe it. Heck, my Farmer Joe OnlyFans page has pulled in $23.47.
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From Schmear to Sweep? Dodgers Lead 3-0 in Rivalry-Reviving World Series
The Dodgers are cleaning the Yankees’ clock so far. They’ve taken a 3-0 lead in the World Series, with Freddie
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You are always number one in my eyes
Not sure why all the ruckus about Donald Trump having a picture of himself on his phone lock screen. I
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The surprising health benefits of feeling pain
According to this article in Time magazine, there are measurable health benefits to your body feeling pain. Upon learning this,
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