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Travel and Places
June 4, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The 5 Most Unhinged Candy Stores in Memphis

The Bubblegum Séance Emporium Midtown locals refer to it simply as “The Séance,” and honestly, that’s the least confusing thing

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Travel and Places
May 31, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Coping with coffee in Kansas City

Coping with coffee in Kansas City.

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Travel and Places
May 31, 2025 Joe Ditzel

I saw you near the shuttlecocks: Kansas City’s almost romances

These are “Missed Connection” entries found on the Internet and local bulletin boards in Kansas City. To the Girl at

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Travel and Places
May 28, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Kansas City’s five most spectacularly inept road construction crews

In the annals of municipal engineering failures, Kansas City stands as a shining beacon of comedic incompetence, a testament to

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Travel and Places
May 28, 2025 Joe Ditzel

5 most unhinged animals ever to roam the Kansas City Zoo

Animals are funny, perplexing, amazing creatures. Some are downright crazy. Here are five of the most insane animals in the

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Travel and Places
May 27, 2025 Joe Ditzel

5 Kansas City transit ideas that went off the rails

1. The Plaza Pony Express (1908–1910) Horse-drawn shuttle, but make it fashionable. In an attempt to blend old-school charm with

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Travel and Places
May 24, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Your AirBnB stay now includes constructing the next one

When I booked my AirBnB in Vermont, I expected the usual: a tiny soap shaped like a melon, passive-aggressive notes

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Travel and Places
May 24, 2025 Joe Ditzel

5 most crooked brokers west of the Mississippi

A fair number of shady swindlers have trod the streets and back alleys of Kansas City. Here are the top

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Health
May 21, 2025 Joe Ditzel

How to Not Die While the Nurses are Out Picketing

A bunch of nurses are going on strike around the country. We need to make sure they are taken care

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Family
May 20, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Does anybody play bridge anymore?

When I was a kid all the grandparents and aunts and uncles played bridge. Bridge was the original Netflix binge—but

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Health
May 17, 2025 Joe Ditzel

I’ve been carrying my arms around for free—and I’m done with it

Did you know each arm is 5-8 percent of your body weight? That means if you’re feeling sluggish, maybe you’re

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Politics and Government
May 14, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Corn Pop gifted me this crop duster

After President Trump announced Qatar is gifting him a $400 million plane, Joe Biden quickly responded with a similar story.

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Relationships and Dating
May 14, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The lost Miles Davis album

She swore she’d seen it. An album cover with Miles Davis silhouetted against an indigo skyline, trumpet cradled like a

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Health
May 13, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Mad, Sad

My therapist asks, “Are you mad, sad, glad or afraid.”

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Politics and Government
May 9, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Trump tariffs Pope Leo XIV: Holy see or Holy fee?

Donald Trump has slapped a series of tariffs on the newly elected Pope Leo XIV. Born and raised in the

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