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Travel and Places
May 24, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Your AirBnB stay now includes constructing the next one

When I booked my AirBnB in Vermont, I expected the usual: a tiny soap shaped like a melon, passive-aggressive notes

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Travel and Places
May 24, 2025 Joe Ditzel

5 most crooked brokers west of the Mississippi

A fair number of shady swindlers have trod the streets and back alleys of Kansas City. Here are the top

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Health
May 21, 2025 Joe Ditzel

How to Not Die While the Nurses are Out Picketing

A bunch of nurses are going on strike around the country. We need to make sure they are taken care

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Family
May 20, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Does anybody play bridge anymore?

When I was a kid all the grandparents and aunts and uncles played bridge. Bridge was the original Netflix binge—but

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Health
May 17, 2025 Joe Ditzel

I’ve been carrying my arms around for free—and I’m done with it

Did you know each arm is 5-8 percent of your body weight? That means if you’re feeling sluggish, maybe you’re

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Politics and Government
May 14, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Corn Pop gifted me this crop duster

After President Trump announced Qatar is gifting him a $400 million plane, Joe Biden quickly responded with a similar story.

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Relationships and Dating
May 14, 2025 Joe Ditzel

The lost Miles Davis album

She swore she’d seen it. An album cover with Miles Davis silhouetted against an indigo skyline, trumpet cradled like a

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Health
May 13, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Mad, Sad

My therapist asks, “Are you mad, sad, glad or afraid.”

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Politics and Government
May 9, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Trump tariffs Pope Leo XIV: Holy see or Holy fee?

Donald Trump has slapped a series of tariffs on the newly elected Pope Leo XIV. Born and raised in the

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Politics and Government
May 8, 2025 Joe Ditzel

13 Trump hotels planned for Canada

Donald Trump revealed plans to build a Trump Hotel in every Canadian province and territory. “Canada is big, it’s beautiful,

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Sports
May 8, 2025 Joe Ditzel

Cleveland Cavalier fans — your putting yips aren’t about the stroke

When the Cavs go cold, so does your putter I’ve coached golf for 45 years, and I can tell you

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Travel and Places
May 4, 2025 Joe Ditzel

10 strangest, oddest, and most bizarre golf courses in Kansas City

1. Hole-in-the-Wall Golf & Grill Tucked behind Joe’s Auto Body on 12th and Rust Street, Hole-in-the-Wall Golf & Grill offers

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Sports
May 2, 2025 Joe Ditzel

I’m giving up golf

Ted: I’m giving up golf.Fred: Golf thanks you.

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Money and Finance
May 1, 2025 Joe Ditzel

7 great small towns for your best possible retirement from a life of crime

Are you ready to retire in peace, soak up the sun, and forget everything you did in 1983? Great! These

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Travel and Places
April 30, 2025 Joe Ditzel

7 countries that will pay you to move there

We all dream about starting fresh in a scenic foreign land—eating strange breads, learning to make local hand gestures incorrectly,

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