10 MORE hidden provisions in the Big Beautiful Bill that somehow slipped past everyone
1. Every Rest Area Must Now Include a Wax Statue of Trump Eating a Hot Dog It’s patriotism, it’s art,
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Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
10 hidden surprises in the Big Beautiful Bill
1. All Federal Cafeterias Must Serve Trump Steaks Every Third Tuesday That’s right. According to Section 448, Subpart D (“Patriot
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How I accidentally ruined Jeff Bezos’s wedding in Venice and lived to tell about it (barely)
It was the Bezos-Sánchez wedding. Venice. San Giorgio Maggiore. Real-life fairy tale. Dolce & Gabbana couture, Bocelli vocals, Kim Kardashian
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I was hired to spray foam for Jeff Bezos. I accidentally launched a musician into the sea.
Look, in my defense, nobody told me Lauren Sanchez loved Baroque chamber music. And nobody, absolutely nobody, warned me that
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The “Ballad of the Facebook Marketplace Driver Deal”
Let me tell you about the last time I tried to sell something on Facebook Marketplace before I fully gave
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I’m just a lovable guy
I’m a lovable guy. People are attracted to me. And that’s not just something I repeat ten times in the
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Sabrina Carpenter’s new album controversy: secret hidden messages when played backwards
So, I did what any responsible adult with a pile of laundry, two overdue bills, and a slowly dying peace
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I was at the Kristi Noem press conference and all I wanted was the restroom
Look, I’m not a political operative. I don’t even own a suspicious blazer. I was at Kristi Noem’s press conference
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The 8 worst hair salons in Memphis
1. Elvis’s Eternal HairdosLocation: Graceland HeightsGimmick: Specializing in giving every customer the perfect Elvis pompadour, regardless of their hair type
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Follow your passion? Cool, let me just torch my stability first
If you’ve ever stood in a Barnes & Noble self-help aisle long enough to feel your soul slowly exit through
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5 Memphis public colleges that will make you rich, or at least make you a manager at Zaxby’s
Mid-South Institute of Hustle & Applied Grill Skills (MSIHAGS) Founded in the parking lot of a shuttered TGI Friday’s and
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I don’t have a wild slice
I don’t have a wild golf slice. I’m a creative shot artist painting the sky.
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The 5 Most Unhinged Candy Stores in Memphis
The Bubblegum Séance Emporium Midtown locals refer to it simply as “The Séance,” and honestly, that’s the least confusing thing
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I saw you near the shuttlecocks: Kansas City’s almost romances
These are “Missed Connection” entries found on the Internet and local bulletin boards in Kansas City. To the Girl at
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