I’m giving up golf
Ted: I’m giving up golf.Fred: Golf thanks you.
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
7 great small towns for your best possible retirement from a life of crime
Are you ready to retire in peace, soak up the sun, and forget everything you did in 1983? Great! These
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7 countries that will pay you to move there
We all dream about starting fresh in a scenic foreign land—eating strange breads, learning to make local hand gestures incorrectly,
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5 worst circuses in Kansas City
Kansas City may be famous for barbecue and jazz but when it comes to circuses, let’s just say this town
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9 fun things to do in Kansas City this spring weekend
Spring has finally arrived in Kansas City, and with it comes a wave of highly questionable recreational opportunities. Forget about
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5 most boring movie theaters in Kansas City
Movie theaters have historically promised adventure, thrills, or romance—but not in these dreary Kansas City establishments, where excitement fades as
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Kansas city’s five dullest menswear shops
1. Beige Bros Emporium – Downtown, 12th and Bland St. Located right at the intersection of 12th and Bland Street,
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A conversation between Boomer Golfer and the Stats Nerd who tried to save him
[Scene: The clubhouse patio at Pine Crust Golf Club. One man wears a bucket hat and 1974 Masters windbreaker that
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Pulled over for football crimes in Ohio
Got pulled over today. I asked the officer, “What did I do wrong, officer?” He sighed, tipped his sunglasses down,
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Why your March Madness betting is ruining your chipping
There are few sounds in golf more depressing than the dull thud of a chunked chip. It’s the sound of
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Every morning it’s the same
Toaster therapy. “Every morning it’s the same. Bread goes in, toast comes out. But what about me?”
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The curious case of cubical wombat droppings
I’m not typically one to question nature’s grand design—after all, giraffes basically wear neckties as a biological imperative—but there comes
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