Every morning it’s the same
Toaster therapy. “Every morning it’s the same. Bread goes in, toast comes out. But what about me?”
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Interviewing the vampire
Interviewing the vampire for a job.
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The curious case of cubical wombat droppings
I’m not typically one to question nature’s grand design—after all, giraffes basically wear neckties as a biological imperative—but there comes
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Hovland summons cosmic light show to conquer Copperhead course at 2025 Valspar Championship
PALM HARBOR, FL — In what witnesses are describing as “the most Norwegian thing to ever happen in Florida,” Viktor
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Overheard in Kansas City: A horse that small
Overheard in Kansas City: “A horse that small belongs inside Target.”
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Uncovering the sinister truth behind motion-activated paper towel dispensers
Picture this: you’ve just finished washing your hands in a public restroom, droplets cascading from your fingertips like tiny liquid
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Here is my college acceptance results chart
In the interest of transparency, here is my college acceptance result chart.
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Elon Musk Acquires Crashed UFO From Government Warehouse, Vows to Reverse Engineer It Using Kona Blue Protocol
AREA 51 — Elon Musk has reportedly secured a crashed UFO from a top-secret government warehouse and is using the
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10 fun facts about Kansas City
The BBQ Smoke Forecast is an Actual Weather Report Kansas City meteorologists don’t just report on storms and temperature swings;
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10 bad jokes about Colorado Springs
High Up Colorado Springs is so high up that even the squirrels get altitude sickness. That’s why they move so
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Three-hour sweat
Why does French King Louis XIV look like he just stepped off stage after a three-hour set, still dripping in
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TSA agents at Cleveland airport discover live turtle in traveler’s pants
CLEVELAND, OH – Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents at Cleveland Hopkins International Airport had an eventful morning when a routine
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5 most colorful military figures in Colorado Springs history
1. Private Timothy “Oops” O’Donnell Branch: United States ArmyClaim to Infamy: O’Donnell famously “lost” a tank during a training exercise
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5 most decorated and honored lawmen in the history of Colorado Springs
1. Sheriff Ezekiel “Mountain Hawk” Langley (1875–1890) Claim to Fame: Known as the “Protector of Pikes Peak,” Sheriff Langley was
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5 most colorful (and dastardly) gangs in Colorado Springs history
1. The Pikes Peak Peekers Active Era: Late 1890sClaim to Infamy: Known for sneaking into the newly constructed Cog Railway
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