9 to 5 sequel lands in my lap
07-25-24. After my laundry commercial generated a lot of buzz here in Paris, my agent said he was able to
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Say hello to freshness
07-24-24. Since I am an alternate to the US Bowling Team, I had to scrape together my own travel funds.
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Tax tip: Make the dog an employee: VP of Begging For Treats. Instant deduction.
Tax tip: Make the dog an employee: VP of Begging For Treats. Instant deduction.
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Battle down to the wire with Wally Wideswing
07-23-24. Paris Olympics adventure update. Joined the US Bowling Team for warm-up games at the Palais de Bowling. The coach,
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Buckeyes to the big time — Ohio State joins the NFL
Ladies and gentlemen, sports fans of all ages, grab your foam fingers and prepare your vocal cords for the ultimate
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Back-stage tensions erupt in my stove-top burner interview
Joe: Welcome, everyone! Today we have a very special interview with the stars of the kitchen: Back Left, Back Right,
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Finally got to my place in Paris
07-21 update. Finally made it to Paris. The US Bowling Team is staying at the Olympic Village. As the first
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Close shave outside Saint-Amand-Longpré
07-20-24. Still making my way to join the rest of the US Bowling Team in Paris. Frontier inexplicably added stops
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Tommy is not going to the pros
Dear sportskid parent: There is a severe shortage of officials for youth sports. So please don’t scream at, yell at,
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10 exciting new alternatives to “Love Island”
1. “Love State Fair”: Funnel cakes, Ferris wheels, and livestock competitions – where love is deep-fried and served on a
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Drama on my flight to Paris
07-19-24. OK, I’m on the plane heading for the Paris games. Already there is a drama. Just after takeoff, a
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Leaving tonight for Paris
07-18-24. I leave tonight for the Paris games (Fri, Jul 26, 2024 – Sun, Aug 11, 2024) as the first
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Facing your fear at Kjeragbolten
I find it hard to believe no one has fallen to their death here. You’ve probably seen images of people
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Love Island in Wisconsin
I have a Hollywood meeting tomorrow to pitch my TV show proposal — the hook is “It’s Love Island in
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Great news! I was just named an alternate for the US Bowling Team at the Paris Olympics!
Crazy and exciting! Just got off the phone with Lane Striker, coach of the the US Bowling Team for the
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