Penn State Coach James Franklin Orders Custom Exclamation Mark Button For iPhone

Penn State coach James Franklin frustrates his family, friends, team and coworkers with his liberal use of exclamation marks in tweets, texts and internal team correspondence. “I investigated this thoroughly,” said his wife. “He hasn’t used a period or question mark since 2011.”

“I just want you to know how I feel!!!” said Franklin. “I love my wife, my job, my family, my country, my team and Penn State!!!!”

“In fact, I just ordered a custom button for my iPhone where the exclamation mark is five times bigger than a normal one!!!! Woo hoo!!!! This way I can hit the exclamation mark like a pioneer tapping out Morse code in the old West!!!”