Pfizer introduces Strawberry Frappucino-flavored Covid vaccine

Health experts report America has run out of adults willing to get the Covid vaccine, even as cases skyrocket in India and other countries indicating the crisis is not over. To encourage vaccine acceptance in the US, and to overcome misinformation and fear mongering from conspiracy theorists, Pfizer today introduced a number of flavored vaccines.

“To generate interest in vaccine adoption, today we introduced a Strawberry Frappucino-flavored vaccine as well as Peach Margarita and Bourbon and Seven flavors,” said a spokesperson. “Next week we will debut Mountain Dew, Lipton Iced Tea, Hawaiian Punch, Folgers Roast Coffee, Minute Maid Lemonade and Orange Fanta-flavored vaccines as well. In this way we hope to battle much of the misinformation out there and spark interest in vaccine adoption.”