Trump new lead singer in Kid Rock tribute band

Former President Donald Trump announced today he will be the lead singer in a new Kid Rock tribute band called Bawitdaba. “I’ve been a fan of Kid Rock since his first album,” Trump told supporters. “I always told Melania that when my term was up, this was my next step.”

Trump detailed plans to recreate his Trump rallies with the added excitement of him leading the band. “I’m going to come out just like Kid does at the beginning of ‘Bawitdaba.’ Picture this: the band is rocking and I come walking out, I would like to say running out, but let’s say walking. I’m shirtless. Then I lean back, point at the sky and scream, ‘My name is Donaldddddddddddd Trump!'”

Tickets for the tour start at $30,000 for floor and $70,000 for skybox accommodations. Proceeds go to ballot recounting.