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Please don’t fold like a tent this time! Please!

Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins – up to 40 minutes. Usually they do this near the end of Raiders games waiting to see if they are going to collapse again.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.