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Portland’s gas station psychics offer pumpside readings

In a city known for embracing the unconventional, a new business has emerged on the streets of Portland, offering a dash of mysticism to everyday life. Meet “Pump & Predict,” a team of psychics stationed at gas stations across the Portland area, ready to unveil the mysteries of your future while you wait for your tank to fill.

The Roadside Revelation: Picture yourself pulling into a bustling gas station, the hum of cars and the scent of fuel filling the air. As you approach the pump, you notice a vibrant “Pump & Predict” sign. Behind it sits a serene psychic, inviting you to take a moment to explore your destiny.

Predictions at the Pump: With a warm smile, the psychic welcomes you and invites you to select a tarot card, a crystal, or even a palm reading. As your gas tank fills, they unravel the mysteries of your future, offering insights, advice, and guidance.

Community Connection: “We wanted to create a space for reflection and connection in the midst of the daily rush,” says Emily Stone, one of the psychics at Pump & Predict. “Our goal is to provide a moment of clarity and positivity to our fellow Portlanders.”

Convenience and Comfort: Pump & Predict focuses on creating a convenient and comfortable experience for customers. “People love multitasking,” says Stone. “While their car is refueling, they can also refuel their spirit.”

A Diverse Range of Services: The team of psychics at Pump & Predict offers a diverse range of services. From love and career readings to insights into your spiritual path, there’s a reading for everyone. “We’re here to help you navigate life’s twists and turns,” says Stone.

Environmental Focus: “We’re eco-conscious,” says Stone. “We’ve embraced solar-powered setups at our stations to align with the city’s commitment to sustainability.” Portlanders appreciate the environmentally friendly approach to psychic readings.

The Power of Positivity: Customers at Pump & Predict have reported feeling more relaxed and optimistic after their readings. “It’s like a boost of positive energy for my day,” says one satisfied customer. “I look forward to filling up my gas tank now.”

A Portland Phenomenon: Pump & Predict has quickly become a unique Portland phenomenon, drawing locals and tourists alike. “It’s a quirky, delightful part of our city’s fabric,” says Stone. “We’re proud to be part of it.”

Fueling Inspiration: The concept of Pump & Predict is all about fueling inspiration. “We want people to leave our station feeling more empowered and ready to face whatever lies ahead,” says Stone. “It’s a journey, and we’re here to help navigate it.”

As Pump & Predict continues to expand its presence across the city, it’s clear that Portlanders are embracing this fusion of the mystical and the mundane. Whether you’re a believer in the supernatural or simply seeking a moment of reflection, “Pump & Predict” invites you to explore the uncharted territory of your own destiny, one gas tank at a time.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.