Politics and Government

Republican rally-goers storm Matt Gaetz

At a recent Republican rally in Washington, DC. a small but vocal part of the 200,000 people gathered broke off and stormed Matt Gaetz. Wearing neatly pressed khakis and appropriate golf shirts, the group picked up Mr. Gaetz and carried him down to the nearby Tidal Basin where they heaved him in the water. “You’re making it worse!” yelled one person in the raging mob.

Joe Ditzel

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