Relationships and Dating

She dumped me because I always sing the wrong lyrics to songs on the radio

Kelly broke up with me because she says I sing the wrong lyrics to the songs on the radio.

At first, I was really upset and confused. I couldn’t understand why she would break up with me over something so small. But then I realized that it wasn’t just about the lyrics. It was about how I always seemed to be out of sync with her. I was always singing the wrong lyrics, ordering the wrong food, and making the wrong jokes. I wasn’t the person she wanted to be with.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.