She dumped me when I said she looked like a beautiful character on “Game of Thrones”
“You look just like that beautiful character on the ‘Game of Thrones,'” I said.
“Which one?”
“The blonde. Raygar.”
“Rhaegar? Rhaegar is a he. A him. A guy” she said. “You think I look like a guy?”
“No, I meant the….”
“Forget it!” she said, picked up her Hillary Clinton book off the coffee table and walked out the door.
“Well, OK, I got the name wrong. I meant Daenerys, the blonde lady. But Raygar is kind of beautiful, too. Does that help?” I called after her as the front door swung ajar.
I heard her car door slam and the engine rev as she drove away.