She dumped me when she found out what I did with toilet paper

Carina is a successful fashion model you’ve seen on many magazine covers. She dumped me with a text that said, “Why didn’t you tell me you like the toilet paper to unroll from the bottom. I’m sorry, it has to cover the top. We are done!”

Sure, I was disappointed. We had a lot of fun going to art gallery openings with the fashion elite. Tom Ford is a hoot. But come on, what barbarian makes the toilet paper come over the top?