She dumped when she found out I did this with melons

Kelly dumped me when she found out I was a roadie for the comedian Gallagher when I was coming up in the business. I was in charge of setting up selecting, purchasing and setting up the plumpest watermelons for each show. Kelly said that showed my taste in humor was déclassé. I don’t know what that means but she ghosted me at an amusement park.