Bouncer: [examining a golf bag] What’s in here?
Henchman: My golf clubs, putter, niblick, number three iron.
Bouncer: [pulling out a submachine gun] what’s this?
Henchman: My mashie!
This goose was hobbling around the ninth tee on one leg. His other leg was hanging down broken in half. He didn’t seem to be in pain- not sure why. No, I didn’t hit him with my shot!