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April 1, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Streak

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Ball in Tree

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March 16, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Bouncer

Bouncer: [examining a golf bag] What’s in here?
Henchman: My golf clubs, putter, niblick, number three iron.
Bouncer: [pulling out a submachine gun] what’s this?
Henchman: My mashie!

– Some Like It Hot

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Needles

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In the Rough

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Marker

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Windy

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Hole

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Patio

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Goose with Broken Leg

This goose was hobbling around the ninth tee on one leg. His other leg was hanging down broken in half. He didn’t seem to be in pain- not sure why. No, I didn’t hit him with my shot!

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Squiggly

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Walkway

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Tall

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Clubs

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1st Hole- First Group Out- Daybreak

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