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April 22, 2007 Joe Ditzel

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April 20, 2007 Joe Ditzel

Golf Quote: Woods

The Player: We’re more of the love, blood and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can’t give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They’re all blood, you see.
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Blocked

This debris blocked the path between 13 and 14 after some recent windstorms.

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Broken

This tree limb fell off and crashed as we waited on the 4th tee at Balboa.

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