What I hear when Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how rockets take off
At the heart of this celestial ballet is the ‘Principle of Compulsive Dynamic Discombobulation.’ First, we must understand that rockets
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Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems With Celebrities
When Bey lifted me in the air with her devil ring
I keep seeing posts claiming Beyonce is Queen of the Illuminati and regularly wears a Baphomet ring. All I know
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Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift Crown Themselves King and Queen of Kansas City
Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce and pop sensation Taylor Swift have decided to retire at the peak of
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From Tokyo to touchdown: Taylor Swift’s high-flying halftime show
In a twist that could only happen in the high-flying world of celebrity drama, Taylor Swift’s Super Bowl appearance took
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The Taylor Football League: Swift’s Answer to the NFL
Pop sensation Taylor Swift announced today the launch of her own football league, aptly named the Taylor Football League (TFL).
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49ers fan coming in hot
San Francisco 49ers fan is coming in hot. He apparently has had enough of Taylor Swift.
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Prophecy from 79 AD revealed by AI
Yesterday it was announced that AI has deciphered the text in some ancient Roman scrolls from 79 AD that have
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Track List Leaked! Every track of Taylor Swift’s new album!
Side A: Side B: Side C: Side D: Bonus Track:
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I wore this when the Ohio Players were hot
Katt Williams is out here claiming I stole his green velvet jacket look. Bro, I wore this jacket to Senior
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5 Biggest Celebrity Scandals 0f 2023
Here are five celebrity scandals of 2023 you may have missed. Lola Lotsadrama’s Virtual Concert Catastrophe Pop sensation Lola Lotsadrama
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Ian Ziering attacked by animals on Hollywood Boulevard!
Ian Ziering, one of the stars of Beverly Hills 90210, fought off a vicious attack on Hollywood Boulevard yesterday. It
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Headline I didn’t expect to see today: Trump’s own expert witness is not an expert
Headlines I didn’t expect to see today: Trump‘s own expert witness is not an expert.
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Trump considers new fund-raising strategies to handle mounting legal bills
Donald Trump faces a mountain of legal bills for his thousands of current court cases. Here are several ways his
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BREAKING: Super Bowl LVIII: Taylor Swift’s Dual Role – Halftime Star and Bride-to-be with Travis Kelce
(November 2, 2023 – New York City) In a move that promises to redefine Super Bowl halftime shows, the NFL
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Forget the possible
If a celebrity story mentions they had “possible cosmetic surgery,” forget the possible part.
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