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Prophecy from 79 AD revealed by AI

Yesterday it was announced that AI has deciphered the text in some ancient Roman scrolls from 79 AD that have been up to now impossible to crack due to charring during the Mt. Vesuvius eruption. One prophecy said, “Taylor will break up with Kelce in May 2024.”

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