10 Dallas sports teams that went defunct
The Dallas Diamondbacks of the Southwestern Snake Handlers League, 1932-1934. They would often be seen chasing balls and snakes, but
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Joe Ditzel
Joe Ditzel Has Some Problems
Sports
The guy in the office who spends all Monday telling everyone about his golf game
Brent, with the self-assured smile that seemed permanently etched on his face, pushed open the heavy doors and strode into
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5 ways to get Socrates to join your company softball team
Philosopher’s Stoneball Present him with a unique softball made from the “Philosopher’s Stone,” claiming it has the ability to grant
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When pickleball becomes a pickle
John Cantanknomo heard the popping sound before he rounded the corner of his street. The sound of wooden paddles slapping
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When a criminal mastermind can’t cover the bets
This is Pomsky. Recently busted by NYPD, Pomsky is the mastermind behind a global sports betting syndicate raking in hundreds
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Former pro baseball player banned from further sperm donations
Jerry Rescetivit, a former professional baseball player with the Yankees, Marlins and Guardians, has fathered hundreds of children. He was
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Xalax, leader of the Zerith people
Wait just a cotton picking minute! Nine feet tall? This dude should be taken by the Los Angeles Lakers today!
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We don’t care about your dang golf gods
Fling golf is a marriage of lacrosse and golf. The founders went on Shark Tank to scare up some investment
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Her brain activity trying to figure out what I’m thinking
Her brain activity trying to figure out what I’m thinking about. What I’m thinking about: 2023 Masters Week at Augusta
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Here’s how to win the US Open for everyday Joes
So you want to play in the US Open Championship. First you have to get in to the tournament! You
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Oh, and it wouldn’t hurt to start a new dynasty
In her book, “The 5 Most Common Regrets of the Dying,” Bronnie Ware lists them as: I Wish I’d Lived
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“The 300” at the driving range
“Our arrows will block all the sunlight over your driving range.” “The we will fight in the shade, at least
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Here’s how to win a free trip to New Zealand
New Zealand is one of the most beautiful spots in the world. And now you can travel there (and back)
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Ohio State players explain why they lost to Michigan at home – 2022
“Hey, man, this is a big party weekend. I was home by 8am, which is an hour earlier than usual.”
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Thank goodness they interviewed Mrs. Burdick
Headline from 1903 NY Times: BURDICK MURDERED WITH A GOLF CLUB; Police Have Weapon with Which Buffalo Clubman Was Killed.
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