The Ballad of Chicago Joe

I watched this video of a guy leaping off a cliff to make a spectacular showing on the Moab Rope swing. If you don’t regularly jump off cliffs in Utah, you many not know what is going on. The Moab Rope swing is a rope tied to an arch that allows crazy people, I mean adventurers, to swing as free as a bird. Basically it’s a bungie jump off a rock formation.

I did this several years ago and the rope broke! I went flying in the air all the way to Chicago where I crashed into a bank right when a heist was going down. I accidentally took out the head bad guy as I landed. As he fell from the impact his weapon went off and eliminated all his henchmen. The bank workers and customers cheered and carried me out on their shoulders singing “For He’s A Jolly Good Fellow!” Trump flew in to meet me and Kid Rock wrote a song about me. It’s the biggest hit at his concerts and is called “The Ballad of Chicago Joe.”