The day I died at a combat juggling match

I was walking back to my seat with a beer at this when a combat juggler accidentally hooked my arm and pulled me in the court. My beer went flying and I was violently juggled in the air and hit in the head with juggling clubs for several minutes. Finally I landed on the floor and at first they declared me dead. I awoke in the back room which startled the paramedic and he had a heart attack and died. Thoughts and prayers to his family.