Travel and Places

The half bull, half fish royals

I just watched a video where a young woman claimed the British royal family is directly related to a bloodline of creatures that are half bull and half fish.

I don’t know about that but one time I was on a bus in London when King Charles got on. He said he likes to walk among regular people sometimes because it reminds him how lucky he is. He sat next to me and we exchanged pleasant greetings. Two blocks later I looked at him out of the corner of my eye and noticed he had a reptile head. His long tongue was snatching raisins out of the snack box the bus driver kept near him. Amazing.

Joe Ditzel

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