This golf club will reset you brain waves and turn you into a joy machine

I know, I know. The ugliness of the world has you down. Where is the beauty? The joy? I got you, bro.

This is the Mizuno forged 225 iron, perhaps the most beautiful golf club ever made. Ok, but what about joy?

Trust me on this. When you hit a forged Mizuno iron on the button, Disney birds dance around your head singing while forest creatures hug each other. It’s butter and cream mixed with melted diamonds and Dolly Parton’s golden locks. Angels come down from on high, give you a shoulder massage and hand you a cold beer.

If you need help with depression, try hitting a Mizuno iron and you’ll fire your therapist and play golf all day until you keel over on the 18th at Pebble Beach. The rest of your foursome will throw you in the ocean and salute while one softly whistles Green Day’s “When September Ends.”