Track List Leaked! Every track of Taylor Swift’s new album!

Side A:

1. “Fortnight with My Therapist (feat. Post Malone)” – A playful tune where Taylor and Post Malone delve into two weeks of intensive therapy sessions, turning emotional unpacking into catchy verses.
2. “The Tortured Ears Department” – A satirical anthem for all the critics who find Taylor’s music everywhere, humorously suggesting a special department dedicated to their plight.
3. “The Toybox is Open, His Heart is Not” – A metaphor for openness with possessions but closed off emotionally.
4. “Down Bad, But Up Good on Instagram” – This track winks at the facade of social media happiness, contrasting real-life struggles with picture-perfect posts.

Side B:

1. “So Long, London, Hello, TMZ” – A cheeky farewell to the privacy of London life, embracing the chaos and spotlight of being TMZ’s darling.
2. “But Daddy I Love Him (Even If He’s a Tight End)” – A humorous take on defending a controversial love interest, with a nod to Travis Kelce’s position in football.
3. “Fresh Out the Slammer (Into Your Arms)” – Romanticizing a lover’s return from a metaphorical (or literal) stint in jail, celebrating their reunion with open arms.
4. “Florida Man, You Crazy!!! (feat. Florence + The Machine Gun Kelly)” – A wild ride of a song featuring tales of the infamous “Florida Man,” with an unexpected collaboration that promises chaos and fun.

Side C:

1. “Guilty as Sin – Did J Lo Sing Any of Those Songs?” – A tongue-in-cheek query about whether J Lo sang her hits. Ouch.
2. “Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (Besides the 49ers)” – A playful jab at her own notoriety and the unexpected fear she instills, even in an NFL team.
3. “I Can Fix Him (But Not His Obsession With Roman Empire Battles)” – A lighthearted lament about trying to change a lover, except for his inexplicably specific historical obsessions.
4. “loml (Lots of Misery, Lol)” – An acronym for the rollercoaster of emotions in love, blending humor with the reality of relationship ups and downs.

Side D:

1. “I Can Do It With a Broken Finger: Strumming Heartstrings with a Splint” – An ode to perseverance and creativity.
2. “The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived (In My DMs)” – A commentary on the uninvited and often underwhelming personalities that pop up in direct messages.
3. “The Alchemy of Turning Exes into Hits” – Celebrating Taylor’s magical ability to transform heartbreak and past relationships into chart-topping songs.
4. “Clara Bow (And Arrow)” – A clever play on the silent film star’s name, suggesting a song about aiming for love with precision and historical flair.

Bonus Track:

1. “The Manuscript (Leaked by My Cat)” – A confession about secrets spilled, blaming the actions of a pet for the leak of personal musings.