Politics and Government

Trump Demands Names of 27 Republican Senators Who Accept Reality

The President has DEMANDED the names of 27 Republican senators who acknowledged Joe Biden is President-elect. Don’t worry. During my brief, albeit failed, Presidential run I developed several deep state contacts who gave me 10 of the names. For my safety and yours, please don’t share this list:
 
Senator Henry Lives-On-Planet-Earth
Senator Sally Not-Delusional
Senator Kevin Have-All-My-Marbles
Senator Bob Got-My-Wits-About-Me
Senator Lyle Still-Sane
Senator Michael I-Ain’t-Looney-Tunes
Senator Justin Can’t-Believe-This-Nonsense
Senator Nancy Able-to-Accept-Reality
Senator John R. Major-Tom-to-Ground-Control
Senator Billy Dreamland-Has-Closed

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