Turning 58
Turning 58 not feeling so great
My head hurts and my back aches
Try to touch my toes get stuck at the gate
Try to turn around can only get halfway
Turning 58, turning 58
Can’t believe I’m turning 58
Shouldn’t have made it past 35
But I’m still here I’m still alive
Turning 58, turning 58
Can’t believe I’m turning 58
Shouldn’t have made it past 35
But I’m still here I’m still alive
Went riding my bike the other day
Could only ride seven blocks maybe eight
Doctor says I have to lose lots of weight
Trying but have you ever had carrot cake (it’s good)
People married 30 years I can’t get a date
Wait, I think I really got the better situate
They fighting crying and getting baity
I’m going golfing trying to break eighty
Turning 58, turning 58
Can’t believe I’m turning 58
Shouldn’t have made it past 35
But I’m still here I’m still alive
Turning 58, turning 58
Can’t believe I’m turning 58
Shouldn’t have made it past 35
But I’m still here I’m still alive
My hair is half gone went down the drain
Paunch is expanding all the way to Spain
Cali days are sunny but I want some rain
Tired of smiling to cover the pain
Turning 58, turning 58
Can’t believe I’m turning 58
Shouldn’t have made it past 35
But I’m still here I’m still alive
Turning 58, turning 58
Can’t believe I’m turning 58
Shouldn’t have made it past 35
But I’m still here I’m still alive
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