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Two old guys in Germany escaped from their retirement home

Two old guys in Germany escaped from their retirement home to go to a heavy metal festival.

When the police caught up to them, they guys said they were not paranoid or on the crazy train, but were down with the sickness.

(Those are heavy metal songs in case you don’t bang your head.)

Joe Ditzel

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