Crime and Legal

Virginia man tired of kids trespassing on his lawn installs an electric fence near a bus stop

A man in Virginia was tired of kids waiting for the bus walking all over his property. To discourage this behavior, he installed an electric fence along his property line.

Seems like an overreaction to me. Here are five other ways he could have kept them away without the threat of electrocution.

1.Play 1990s band Hanson’s hit “MMMBop” over and over at 75 decibels.

2.Lay down a wall of classic books and invite them to read them.

3.Send out a mobile phone blocking signal that renders their iPhones useless.

4.Install motion detection cameras that broadcasts their activity to a widescreen TV on their parent’s porch.

5.Add pop-up ground sprinklers that spray them with tiny multi-colored glitter dots and Elmer’s glue.

 

Joe Ditzel

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