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Water costs extra

I’d like the Chicken Bowl combo with side salad and a cup for water.

Bottled water?

Does it come with the combo?

No.

Just give me a cup for water then.

It costs more if you order it separately.

What does?

Water.

Just give me a cup for water.

OK, one teriyaki chicken bowl with side salad, bottled water and a cup for water.

I thought you said I can’t get bottled water with the combo.

It costs extra.

OK, I just want a cup for water.

So no bottled water?

Am I on TV?

Joe Ditzel

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