What does “woke” mean?
I asked local citizens walking the Midway at the State Fair what “woke” means:
“The capacity to telepathically converse with houseplants and persuade them to participate in philosophical discussions on the essence of life.”
-Beatrice A.
“A mystical incantation that, when spoken backward in front of a mirror, whisks you away to another world where all animals have the ability to communicate and provide style suggestions.”
-Andy T.
“The ability to turn common home items into sentient entities that converse clever conversation and pull practical jokes on unwary visitors.”
-Clem G.
“The ability to magically transport to the kingdom of dreams, where one may engage in epic pillow fights against marshmallow monsters and fluffy dragons.”
-Cassie M.
“The capacity to conjure up a barbershop quartet of singing squirrels to accompany you while performing menial tasks like going to the store or attending meetings.”
-Jack L.
“A magic hat that lets you, um, gives you the power to, um, speak llama language.”
-Donnie P.
“The ability to travel back in time for just ten seconds at a time, allowing you to teleport out of awkward circumstances.”
-Buddy K.
“A mysterious concoction that, when ingested, endows the user with the power to comprehend the private thoughts of domestic pets, unleashing a world of rumors and conspiracies among the animal kingdom.”
-Lionel T.
“A magical skill that lets you transform any song you hum into a full-fledged musical production with backing dancers and a real orchestra.”
-Klinestart D.