Which foot do I wash next?

This is exciting. I was almost done with my shower when I thought of a real funny comedy bit. I stood under the water for a few minutes kind of chuckling while I worked it out in my mind.

The problem is when I came back to reality I realized I had been washing my feet as my last task and had completed one foot, but couldn’t remember which one. So I washed them both — one is now fresh and clean and the other is SUPER fresh and clean.

The exciting part is I think I discovered a new medical condition called SADD – Shower Attention Deficit Disorder. I’m very confident this will win the Nobel Prize in Medicine! Unfortunately, I’ll probably forget to write down the day of the ceremony due to my ADD.

Plus, the comedy bit is really funny. My educated guess is I’ll win the American Comedy Award for Best New Old Guy. But again, my ADD will mean I’ll write down the time of the award ceremony and leave that piece of paper in my golf bag.

So can you send me a text to remind me of both events? 213-555-8945. Thank you.