Will the Colts ever Win the Super Bowl? Indianapolis Answers!
1. Betty Lou, 68, Fountain Square:
“Of course they will! My psychic, Madame Zora, saw a horse galloping with a football on a starry night. It’s destined!”
2. Jimmy “Jumpin’ Jack” Jackson, 32, Broad Ripple:
“Man, if they play their cards right and recruit Bigfoot as their tight end, the Super Bowl is in the bag!”
3. Dottie O’Donnell, 49, Lockerbie Square:
“I think they should start training with circus clowns. The unpredictability would throw the other teams off. But yes, they’ll win!”
4. Leo “Lion’s Roar” Rostenkowski, 58, Irvington:
“Win the Super Bowl? Heck, if we had the team practice on roller skates for agility, we’d have it next year!”
5. Tabitha Tinsley, 25, Wholesale District:
“I dreamt they won after switching to ballet workouts for better footwork. It’s a sign!”
6. Horace “Hoosier Hatter” Hattingsworth, 41, Meridian Kessler:
“Sure, once they replace the ball with a squeaky toy. Keep the rivals distracted!”
7. Clementine Cloud, 35, Mass Ave:
“I’ve heard through the grapevine that if they start recruiting players based on their star signs, a Super Bowl win is guaranteed.”
8. Billy “Bee Whisperer” Baxter, 28, Old Northside:
“If they get my bees to swarm in a defensive pattern, they’ll win for sure. Just need to work out the logistics.”
9. Gertrude “Gerty” Gallagher, 52, Fletcher Place:
“They’ll win when pigs fly. Good thing I’ve been working on that in my backyard!”
10. Nathaniel Nightshade, 39, Herron Morton:
“With the right moon phase, crystal alignment, and maybe a werewolf linebacker, victory is assured.”
