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Winner! Winner! That’s all I get?

“Winner, winner, chicken dinner!”

So I won and all I get is a chicken dinner? No cash? No Bitcoin? No bearer bonds like in “Die Hard?”

How about at least a nice steak?

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.