Worst road construction sites in Omaha
Welcome to the scenic routes of Omaha, NE, where our motto is “Under Construction Since [Insert Year Here]”. Our streets and highways offer a unique, maze-like experience that even the most skilled GPS systems can’t decipher. Let’s take a tour:
- Nebraska Pothole Parkway: The jewel in Omaha’s construction crown, where the potholes are so deep, local legend claims they lead to the center of the earth. Driving here is like an off-road adventure – in the middle of the city!
- Diabolical Detour Drive: Known for its whimsical approach to traffic management, Detour Drive offers a new route every day, just to keep things interesting. It’s like a daily surprise party for your car’s suspension system!
- Great Gridlock Grove: The perfect place to catch up on podcasts or learn a new language, as you’ll be idling here for what feels like eternity. They say patience is a virtue, and Gridlock Grove is where you come to become a saint.
- Bust My Axle Barricade Boulevard: Featuring an avant-garde arrangement of traffic cones and barriers that would make Picasso proud. The ever-changing patterns ensure no two commutes are ever the same.
- Ornery Overpass Oasis: Still under construction (and likely to be for the next millennium), this ambitious project promises to connect two points in Omaha sometime in the distant future. In the meantime, enjoy the scenic view of concrete mixers and cranes.
Omaha is currently in the most recent competition for worst public road construction projects in the USA. Check back for the results.
