Xalax, leader of the Zerith people

Wait just a cotton picking minute! Nine feet tall? This dude should be taken by the Los Angeles Lakers today! Let’s GOOOOO!

Let me explain. I asked ChatGTP, “Can you create a leader of an undiscovered planet who is defending his people and way of life from an incoming band of marauding space pirates?”

Here was the response:

Meet Xalax, the leader of an undiscovered planet called Zerith. Xalax is a towering figure, standing at over nine feet tall with skin as hard as diamond. He is the last of his kind, a powerful race of ancient protectors who once defended the galaxy from threats both internal and external. Now, Xalax is tasked with defending his people and way of life from an incoming band of marauding space pirates who seek to plunder Zerith’s valuable resources.

Despite his fearsome appearance and battle-hardened demeanor, Xalax is deeply compassionate and fiercely protective of his people. He is a skilled tactician and fighter, able to anticipate his enemies’ every move and strike with devastating force. Xalax’s greatest weapon, however, is his indomitable will and unwavering determination to protect his people and their way of life.

Xalax’s people revere him as a hero and a savior, and he is beloved by all who know him. He spends much of his time training his fellow Zerithians to defend themselves against the space pirates and preparing for the inevitable showdown that will determine the fate of their planet. Xalax’s greatest joy comes from seeing his people thrive and grow, and he will stop at nothing to ensure their safety and prosperity.

Forget all that, Xalax. You can make millions in the NBA!