You’ve gained some weight, yes?

Doctor: You’ve gained some weight, yes?
Me: You said it like a statement but then added “yes” on the end to make it a sound like a question.
Doctor: Avoiding the question?
Me: Pandemic weight.
Doctor: You mean the pandemic that has been over for more than a year?
Me: Well, the added mass adds oomph to my golf drives.
Doctor: Oomph? Is that a golf term?
Me: It’s complicated.