Tech and Science

10 amazing new features of the new iPhone 15

  1. Mood Ring Feature: The new iPhone changes color based on your mood. Feeling blue? So is your iPhone!
  2. Teleportation App: With just one click, you can teleport to any destination you’ve taken a photo of. Say goodbye to travel expenses!
  3. Time Travel Siri: Siri can now take you back in time to fix those embarrassing moments. Accidentally sent a text to the wrong person? No problem!
  4. Self-Cleaning Mode: Drop your iPhone in the mud? It now has a self-cleaning mode where it’ll sprout tiny brushes and clean itself up.
  5. Holographic Calls: Instead of FaceTime, you can now project a 3D hologram of yourself to have conversations with friends and family.
  6. Pet Mode: Your iPhone can now morph into a small robotic pet that follows you around when you’re feeling lonely.
  7. Edible Battery: In an emergency situation and feeling hungry? The iPhone’s battery is now edible and tastes like chocolate.
  8. Dream Recorder: Place your iPhone under your pillow and it’ll record your dreams, which you can watch the next morning.
  9. Invisibility Cloak Feature: Need some privacy? Turn on the invisibility feature and your iPhone becomes completely invisible.
  10. Selfie Drone: The camera detaches and flies around to take the perfect aerial selfie for you.

Joe Ditzel

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