10 new sports made possible with the new iPhone 15

September 12, 2023September 12, 2023 Joe Ditzel

1. iPing

Pong Invented in Cupertino, 2025

In this modern twist on table tennis, players use iPhones as paddles. The sleek design of the iPhone provides an unpredictable bounce, making the game more challenging. “I never thought I’d be smashing a ping pong ball with a $1000 paddle, but here we are!” – Serena Appletech, World iPing Pong Champion.

2. iCue Billiards Invented in Brooklyn, 2026

Traditional pool cues are replaced with iPhones. Players use the phone’s edge to strike the cue ball. The game requires a delicate touch and precision. “The haptic feedback really helps me gauge my shots!” – Johnny iCue, Grandmaster of iCue Billiards.

3. Apple Smash Tennis Invented in Paris, 2027

Tennis rackets are out, iPhones are in! Players use the iPhone’s flat surface to serve and volley, adding a techy spin to every shot. “The iPhone’s aerodynamics make my serves unbeatable!” – Maria Techserve, Apple Smash Grand Slam Winner.

4. iGoalie Soccer Invented in Buenos Aires, 2028

Goalies wear oversized iPhone pads on their hands. The screens display the trajectory of the ball, but only for a split second, testing the goalie’s reflexes. “With the iPhone pads, I feel like a tech guardian of the goal!” – Lionel iSave, Top iGoalie of the Decade.

5. iBounce Basketball Invented in Los Angeles, 2029

The traditional basketball is replaced with a bouncy iPhone ball. Players must be careful; a wrong move could result in a shattered play! “Dunking with the iPhone ball? It’s an electrifying experience!” – LeBron AppJump, MVP of the iBounce League.

6. iRacquet Badminton Invented in Beijing, 2030

Badminton rackets are swapped for lightweight iPhone racquets. The game is faster, with LED-lit shuttlecocks and glowing iPhones lighting up the court. “The iPhone racquet gives my smashes a digital edge!” – Ling iFly, World iRacquet Champion.

7. Apple Roll Bowling Invented in Tokyo, 2031

Bowlers use a spherical iPhone as the bowling ball. The phone’s sensors analyze the pins and provide real-time feedback on the bowler’s technique. “Strikes have never been this satisfying!” – Hiro iStrike, Pro Apple Roll Bowler.

8. iCurling Invented in Toronto, 2032

In this icy sport, iPhones replace traditional curling stones. Players slide their iPhones on ice, using other devices as brushes to guide the path. “The iPhone’s sleek design makes for a perfect glide every time!” – Emma iSlide, Olympic iCurling Gold Medalist.

9. iDive Swimming Invented in Sydney, 2033

Swimmers dive into the pool holding waterproof iPhones. The device measures the perfection of each dive, adding a tech twist to the sport. “Diving with an iPhone? It’s a splash of innovation!” – Mia iSplash, World iDive Record Holder.

10. Apple Archery Invented in London, 2034

Archers use iPhones as bows, launching digital arrows onto a giant screen target. The closer to the bullseye, the more points are scored in apps! “Hitting the target with the iPhone bow feels like downloading victory!” – Oliver iAim, Apple Archery World Champion.