5 dumb Cyber Monday gift ideas for tennis players

In the spirit of giving, here five dumb gift ideas for tennis players for Cyber Monday. These gifts are so absurd, they might just score a perfect 40-love in the court of uselessness.

The Self-Swinging Tennis Racket

Introducing the “Self-Swinging Tennis Racket.” This racket, equipped with AI, promises to play the game for you. Perfect for the tennis enthusiast who loves the sport but prefers to watch from the sidelines. It’s like having a tennis pro in your hands, minus the actual playing part.

The Never-Lose Tennis Ball

Next, we have the “Never-Lose Tennis Ball.” This ball is designed to never get lost – because it’s invisible. Ideal for the player who has everything, including a penchant for playing hide and seek with their equipment. It’s a ball that guarantees you’ll never lose it, mainly because you can’t find it in the first place.

The Anti-Gravity Tennis Shoes

Behold the “Anti-Gravity Tennis Shoes.” These shoes promise to let you float above the court, defying gravity with each step. They’re perfect for the player who’s always dreamed of a literal ‘air advantage.’

The Self-Playing Tennis Video Game

The “Self-Playing Tennis Video Game” is up next. A game that plays itself, showcasing virtual tennis skills you wish you had. It’s the ideal gift for the tennis player who wants to experience the thrill of victory without lifting a finger.

The Weather-Controlled Tennis Bubble

Lastly, the “Weather-Controlled Tennis Bubble.” This personal bubble encases a full-size tennis court, offering perfect playing conditions year-round. It’s the dream gift for the player who wants to control the weather as well as their backhand.