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5 most absurd Cyber Monday product ideas for taxi drivers

Fasten your seatbelts, because we’re about to take a ride through the most absurd Cyber Monday product ideas for taxi drivers. These items are so nonsensical, they’re sure to drive any taxi driver batty.

The Ejector Passenger Seat

First on our list is the “Ejector Passenger Seat.” This seat is designed to catapult unruly passengers straight through a retractable roof at the push of a button. Ideal for taxi drivers who’ve ever dreamed of a James Bond-style solution to dealing with difficult riders.

The Mood-Matching Car Horn

Next up, the “Mood-Matching Car Horn.” This horn changes its sound based on the driver’s mood, ranging from a cheerful tune when happy to an ominous growl when in traffic. Perfect for the expressive taxi driver who wants their horn to do the talking.

The Time-Traveling GPS

Introducing the “Time-Traveling GPS.” This GPS claims to navigate through time, ensuring the driver is never late for a pick-up. It’s the ultimate gadget for taxi drivers who fancy a bit of sci-fi in their daily routes.

The Chameleon Taxi Paint

Behold the “Chameleon Taxi Paint.” This paint allows the taxi to change color to blend in with its surroundings or stand out in neon shades, depending on the driver’s preference. Ideal for the taxi driver who enjoys being incognito or the life of the road party.

The Automatic Snack Dispenser

Lastly, the “Automatic Snack Dispenser.” Installed in the dashboard, this dispenser offers an assortment of snacks to drivers and passengers, popping out treats at the push of a button. It’s the dream addition for any taxi driver who believes a quick snack can brighten any journey.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.