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5 hilariously bad Cyber Monday gifts for a handyman

Brace yourselves for a toolbox of impractical Cyber Monday gift ideas for handymen. These gifts are so bizarre, they’re sure to bring a smile to any handyman’s face.

The Left-Handed Hammer

First on the list is the “Left-Handed Hammer.” This hammer is ergonomically designed for left-handers only, with a handle that curves in the opposite direction, making it a comical challenge for right-handed use.

The Solar-Powered Flashlight

Next, we introduce the “Solar-Powered Flashlight.” It’s an eco-friendly tool that only works when exposed to direct sunlight, making it a quirky gift for handymen who enjoy working in broad daylight or love the irony of a flashlight that can’t be used in the dark.

The Light-Year Crescent Wrench

Behold the “Light-Year Crescent Wrench.” This wrench adjusts only in millimeters, providing a peculiar precision that might not be practical but is definitely original. Ideal for the handyman who appreciates an unnecessary challenge.

The Puzzle Screwdriver Set

Introducing the “Puzzle Screwdriver Set.” Each screwdriver comes in multiple pieces that need to be assembled like a puzzle before use. It’s the perfect gift for the handyman who loves a good brain teaser before getting down to business.

The Whistling Tape Measure

Lastly, the “Whistling Tape Measure.” This tape measure emits a cheerful whistle as it extends, turning every measuring task into a musical adventure. It’s an amusing tool for handymen who enjoy a bit of melody in their measurements.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.