Food and Restaurants

5 fantastic Cyber Monday gifts for waiters

It’s time to serve up the best Cyber Monday gifts perfect for waiters.

1. The Self-Spilling Tray

Leading the parade is the Self-Spilling Tray. This tray is engineered to randomly tip over, spilling its contents. It’s the perfect gag gift for the waiter who has mastered the art of balance and enjoys a good, albeit messy, prank.

2. The Invisible Apron

Next, we have the Invisible Apron. It promises to be 100% spill-proof. Ideal for the waiter who believes in keeping their uniform impeccably clean.

3. The Whispering Menu

Introducing the Whispering Menu. This menu whispers today’s specials to the guests, albeit in an inaudibly soft voice. It’s a quirky gift for waiters who appreciate a bit of mystery and confusion at the table.

4. The Bottomless Coffee Pot

Behold the Bottomless Coffee Pot. This coffee pot claims to never run out of coffee, though it might just be because it can’t actually hold any coffee at all. Perfect for the waiter tired of constant refills but still wanting to keep up appearances.

5. The Self-Ordering Notepad

Lastly, we have the Self-Ordering Notepad. This notepad magically writes down orders by itself. It’s the dream gift for the waiter who loves taking orders but wishes they could do it without actually interacting with real people.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.