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5 most impractical Cyber Monday gifts for truckers

Buckle up for a wild ride as we dive into the most impractical Cyber Monday gift ideas for truckers.

The Self-Driving Steering Wheel

Leading the convoy is the Self-Driving Steering Wheel. This steering wheel promises to take over driving entirely, but it’s just a regular wheel with a bold claim. Perfect for the trucker who loves the idea of self-driving trucks but still wants to keep their hands on the wheel, even if it does nothing.

The Infinite Fuel Tank

Next, we have the “Infinite Fuel Tank.” It claims to hold an endless supply of fuel, though it’s suspiciously the same size as a regular tank. Ideal for the trucker who dreams of endless roads without the need for fuel stops.

The GPS with Only Wrong Directions

Introducing the “GPS with Only Wrong Directions.” This device guarantees to get the driver lost, adding an element of surprise to every journey. It’s a quirky gift for the trucker who enjoys a good detour or loves a challenge on the road.

The 24/7 Honking Horn

Behold the “24/7 Honking Horn.” This horn never stops honking, creating a constant symphony of truck sounds. Perfect for the trucker who believes in making their presence known at all times (and doesn’t mind a bit of noise pollution).

The Ever-Cooling Seat Cushion

Lastly, the “Ever-Cooling Seat Cushion.” This cushion promises to keep the seat at sub-zero temperatures, ideal for the trucker who likes to keep things cool, literally. It’s the ultimate gift for those who don’t mind a frosty driving experience.

Joe Ditzel

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