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5 of the most bizarre chicken joints in Indianapolis

Indianapolis, IN – The city may be famed for its car races and monuments, but lurking beneath the culinary scene of Indy are some downright quizzical chicken establishments. Let’s dive into the top five that leave patrons clucking in confusion.


1. Chase & Fry

Concept: Hunt Your Dinner

At “Chase & Fry,” the idea is simple: if you want it, you catch it. Patrons are handed nets upon arrival and directed to a barnyard filled with fast-paced fowls. “It’s about the thrill of the hunt!” insists owner Speedy Henner. Diner Lucy lamented, “I came hungry. I left with a sprained ankle and no chicken.”


2. Puff’n Cluck

Concept: Air-filled Delight

This joint promises the crispiest chicken in town. The catch? It’s because they’re inflatable. “They’re zero-calorie!” boasts owner Bubba Balloon. Regular Joe adds, “It’s a unique crunch, but my dentist doesn’t approve.”


3. Chick-a-BOO!

Concept: Haunted Poultry

Here, chickens are marinated in ghostly tales before serving. They believe the added adrenaline from the fright gives it a unique flavor. The spooky ambiance, complete with phantom waiters, often leaves diners more petrified than satisfied. Tim, a brave soul, commented, “The only thing scarier than the stories was the bill.”


4. Feathered Frappe

Concept: Chicken Smoothies

Blending chicken into a variety of shakes and smoothies, this place prides itself on being avant-garde. From the “Poultry Protein Punch” to “Sweet Chick-Choc Blend,” there’s something for every daring palate. Fitness enthusiast Tina raved, “It’s protein-packed!” while most others just gagged.


5. The Rubber Rooster

Concept: Squeaky Eats

Inspired by the classic rubber chicken gag, this eatery decided to take it to the next level by serving actual rubber chickens. “It’s all about the experience,” says owner Paul Dinier. Diner Sammy noted, “It’s not chewy, it’s… impenetrable.”


It’s clear that when it comes to chicken in Indianapolis, there’s more than meets the fryer.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.