5 things you didn’t know were sins in the Bible

5 things you didn’t know were sins in the Bible:

– turning right at the very last second without signalling.

– sitting in the restaurant talking at the last table way past closing so the staff has to wait on you.

– repeating what I say as if you just thought of it and it’s brilliant.

– using cheap hair color that looks like hardwood stain.

– forgetting to change your Wifi name to something like “FBI Surveillance.”