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First Text Nightmares

June 18, 2015 Joe Ditzel

Aziz Ansari and Jimmy Fallon look at some horrific first texts sent by guys looking to find the right woman.

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Bubba Watson Steams About Slow Play at 2015 US Open at Chambers Bay

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.

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