The Dungeons and Dragons movie is demonic

I saw a video where some fellow said the new Dungeons and Dragons movie was “demonic.” He said he used to play the board game when it first came out and some players got so involved they were possessed by demons. He had to do regular exorcisms during games. Wow!

I commented that I agreed with his warning. We were playing the D&D game back in the day when a demon rose up out of the board and opened giant wings. He carried our friend Stan up and into the sky where he dropped him over the 7-11 store. We thought this demon had killed Stan which would have been bad because he owed all of us money from bad sports bets. I mean, who bets on the Browns to win? Anyway, Stan comes walking back in like nothing happened drinking a Slurpee. Guy is a legend.