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You better be home by the time the street lights come on

Our parents used to say, “You better be home when the street lights come on.”


Our freedom was controlled by the city’s Department of Light and Power. The government. This is fascism.

Joe Ditzel

Joe Ditzel is a keynote speaker, humor writer, and really bad golfer. You can reach him via email at [email protected] as well as Twitter, Facebook, Google+ and LinkedIn.